BATHS ARE BACK. ACT NATURAL.

SOAK LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

Bath supplies for men who would like to sit down while getting clean. Revolutionary, apparently.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 FROM 2,847 MEN WHO FINALLY TRIED IT

NO CANDLES REQUIRED • BUBBLES ARE ALLOWED • DOOR LOCK RECOMMENDED • JUST SIT THERE FOR A WHILE • NO CANDLES REQUIRED • BUBBLES ARE ALLOWED • DOOR LOCK RECOMMENDED • JUST SIT THERE FOR A WHILE •

PICK YOUR POISON. (LEGAL MADE US SAY IT'S SALT.)

STUFF FOR THE TUB

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The Deep End - Activated Charcoal Soak

For muscles that filed a formal complaint.

$29.00

Dark Water - Premium Mineral Bath Cocktail

Smells like nobody needs anything from you.

$49.00

Bath Bricks

Because dropping it is deeply inconvenient.

$24.00

OUR UNNECESSARILY SERIOUS MANIFESTO

SITTING IN WATER IS NOT A PERSONALITY FLAW.

At some point, men were told baths weren’t for them. Probably by a guy standing in a cold shower pretending to enjoy it.

Hot water feels good. Quiet is nice. Your phone can’t follow you in there unless you make a series of poor decisions.

TAKE BACK THE TUB.

OFFICIAL PERMISSION SLIP

YES, YOU MAY TAKE A BATH.

You do not need to have just completed a triathlon, rebuilt an engine, or been injured in battle. ‘My back feels weird’ is more than enough.

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MY WIFE ASKED IF I WAS OKAY. I SAID, ‘ACTUALLY, YEAH.’

— MIKE R. VERIFIED TUB GUY